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Oleum Petroleum

You can't get to heaven in a limosine
'Cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline.
No oleum petroleum.

We ain't a-gonna burn much fossil fuels;
We ain't a-gonna be such fossil fools.
We ain't a-gonna be such fossil fools.

You can't get to heaven in a muscle car [racing car]
Cause your tank of gas won't go very far. [get you far]
With oleum petroleum.

You can't get to heaven in a four-by-four
Cause heaven has a real narrow door,
No oleum petroleum.

[You can't get to heaven in a Cherokee]
['Cause living lightly is the key.]
[Not oleum petroleum.]

You get bad Karma from a big old Jeep
For what you've sown you soon shall reap,
With your oleum petroleum.

There's bogus karma in an S.U.V.
It's neither sport nor utility,
Just oleum petroleum.

You get bad Karma from a Mercedes
When others pay for your life of ease,
Your oleum petroleum.

We don't burn diesel, we don't burn gas.
We burn the lard right off our ass.
Not oleum petroleum.

[You gotta stop making that greenhouse gas]
[And use your legs and use your ass.]